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ep·i·cene
adj.
• Belonging to or having the characteristics of both the male and the female¹: an epicene statue.
• Sexless; neuter.²

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Ferris. Because ferris wheels spin round and round and that's about where my head's at these days.

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I'm 20. I like sleeping. (I say that now because I'm typing this at 4 a.m. If it was 11 a.m. I'd be telling you how much I like coffee.) Well, used to. I mean, I still do; but I have jobs and a social life now and despite being nearly 100% hermit a year ago I am currently forced to about 2% of such. I have a "social" life that more-or-less consists of going out and drinking beer, or the occasionally frilly drink solely for shits and giggles. I have a superiority complex that could put Coldplay to shame. I like morbid jokes and (very) acquired humour. And while I may not know everything, I like to pretend I do.

I occasionally post in edmonton and otherwise keep to myself on here. I bitch a lot. (Forewarning!) If you want to add me, fine, but make a comment in the anal Friends Only post otherwise you can rot on the same list that makes me look popular for having so many people interested in reading about my intriguing semi-life. </sarcasm>

(But if I like you I'm significantly less of an ass than I try to come off as.)

If you watch a lot of anime, listen to too much J-pop or submerse yourself in Japanese culture and/or pretend to speak their language because you know what "kawaii" means or end your name in "-chan" or "-san", or whatever the other shit is, fuck off. Everyone knows what kawaii means. And it doesn't make you cute; it just pisses people off. No, I don't hate the Japanese; I hate trendwhores. I know what "-san" and "-kun" mean. Just because you do too doesn't fucking make you fluent. Thanks.

Also, please comprehend the English language; you speak it, learn to fucking spell it.

But if you're your own person then fine by me. Add away.

:)